Liverpool fans or Liverpool haters, please explain this jokes to me? What's the difference between Pam Anderson and the Liverpool goal?
Pam's only got two **** in front of her.
I don`t reallu understand it |
The joke infers the liverpool players are stupid (****). There are 10 of them (11 including the keeper) where as Pamela Anderson only has two breasts (****).
Its a pretty poor joke...A reference to car crime would be better |
Who else thinks that Jordan is actually ugly? Jordan overates herself and insults other female celebs about being ugly. So what if Jordan has big ****! They are FAKE! Jordan has a skinny body, has a really flat bum, she has no sexy figure and not to mention one of the most unattractive faces I have ever seen on a model. Pam Anderson was hot in her baywatch days even though her **** were fake |
I think she is quite ordinary BUT how intelligent is she to do as well as she has.....
She certainly knows how to play the game,,,,,,,,good on her |
And now Liverpool Footbal jokes..TRUE THO..? These are jokes or are they...?
Q: Why will Liverpool never win the League?
A: They keep scoring Owen goals.
Q: How many Liverpool fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Yeah, as if they have electricity in Liverpool.
Q: What’s is the differance between Pamela Anderson and the Liverpool goal?
A: Pam’s only got two **** in front of her.
Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an intelligent Liverpool supporter and an old drunk are walking down the street together when simultaneously they each spot a fifty quid note. Who gets it?
A: The old drunk, of course - the other 3 are mythical creatures.
Q: What do Pool Fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 2.000.000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
Q: How can you tell a level headed Liverpool supporter?
A: He dribbles from both sides of his mouth - at the same time..
Q: What do you get if you cross a Monkey with a Liverpudlian?
A: Nothin. . . The monkey's far too clever to screw a Liverpudlian |
| OK. |
Some jokes which even scousers will find funny? A father and son were eating breakfast. The fathers newspaper had the headline "Van Gogh sold for £8 million".
The son asked "is he worth it, Dad?", to which the father, surprised at his son's interest in fine art, replied "I suppose so, son. Why do you ask?"
The son said "Well, Liverpool paid more than that for Stan Collymore, and he was crap"
Q: Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
A: So they ain't mistaken fur a Liverpudlian women.
Q: What do you get if you cross a Liverpol fan with a pig?
A: Thick bacon...
Q: How can you tell a level headed Liverpool supporter?
A: He dribbles from both sides of his mouth - at the same time.
Q: What's is the differance between Pamela Anderson and the Liverpool goal?
A: Pam's only got two **** in front of her |
| They will find this funny; www.psychol.ucl.ac.uk/john.draper… |
Do u think this is amusing??.....i do!!!? Q: What do Pool Fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 2,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
Q: Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
A: So they ain't mistaken fur a Liverpudlian women.
Q: What's is the differance between Pamela Anderson and the Liverpool goal?
A: Pam's only got two **** in front of her
Q: How many Liverpool fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Yeah, as if they have electricity in Liverpool... |
| I said go for it. Didn't know by how much. |
Liverpool FC.......? Q: What's is the differance between Pamela Anderson and the Liverpool goal?
A: Pam's only got two tit,s in front of her |
liverpool suxx
yestaerday was a history...
so think of tommorrow>>manutd=champs |